Happy Valentine's Day, From ME To ME!!!

I just wanted to tell me that I'm a truly amazing person, and the best partner I could have ever found! It's been a true joy and privelege to spend time with me, and I'm sure that I share the same opinion. See, who said that true love between one man couldn't exist?

On a related note, I would like to announce that I am now accepting applications for the position of Girlfriend. The ideal applicant would be of female gender, and someone with whom there would be a possibility of mutual inspiration, support, and attaction. It is also of vital importance that the breasts are not unproportionally large compared to the hips/buttocks.

To apply, track me down and try to kiss me. If I don't resist, you got the position. If I do resist, try again. If I still resist, you might consider removing some clothing. It doesn't matter who's.

Applications will be considered on a first come, first served basis.